ofagoodmemory:

hindustanzindabad:

ofagoodmemory:

hindustanzindabad:

ofagoodmemory:

I am aware of what that means.

Oh, are you now?

Yes. Obviously you and I haven’t done anything.

There is that. 

That means you and the ‘sexy neighbor’ have.

She does have a name. 

Anonymous whispered: Ghormeh sabzi or samosas? (choose carefully- Iran)

Ah! What a devilish question! Must I really choose? Both are national treasures. 

((for those who don’t know like i didn’t til five secs ago:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghormeh_sabzi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samosa

i’ve actually had samosas before at an cultural event. they’re pretty good))

ofagoodmemory:

hindustanzindabad:

ofagoodmemory:

I am aware of what that means.

Oh, are you now?

Yes. Obviously you and I haven’t done anything.

There is that. 

Anonymous whispered: What is the sweetest thing a lover has said to you?

Oh hmm…

The sweetest thing? 

I have a few favorites but I can’t think of any right now. Hmm…

ofagoodmemory:

hindustanzindabad:

ofagoodmemory:

hindustanzindabad:

Don’t know. Have you done things with said lady friend?

Now see here. Isn’t that asking a bit much?

Not really. It is a simple question.

Ah, true enough. Hmmm. I am not sure to which of my two closet lady friends they were referring to, actually so I can’t say for sure. 

I am aware of what that means.

Oh, are you now?

ofagoodmemory:

hindustanzindabad:

Don’t know. Have you done things with said lady friend?

Now see here. Isn’t that asking a bit much?

Not really. It is a simple question.

Ah, true enough. Hmmm. I am not sure to which of my two closet lady friends they were referring to, actually so I can’t say for sure. 

Anonymous whispered: Tell us hot neighbor lady stories!!!

What would you like to know in particular? 

Of course I won’t tell any sexual things, but stories from our childhood or now are okay. 

Anonymous whispered: Waaaaaas iiiiiiiiiit your hot neighbor lady?

I never kiss and tell anon don’t be silly. 

Anonymous whispered: You know from experience?

That’s one way of putting it. 

Anonymous whispered: So... bondage with jewelry: Good idea or wasteful?

Well…It’s not like you’re throwing away the jewelry after you’re done with them…so I’d lean more towards a good idea, honestly.